Saturday, September 15, 2012

Alert the Media! It's Xena's B-day!

Wishing you the happiest, fastest, most fabulous 21st B-day!
You can finally drink champagne! 

So.  Now that you are 21 years old, here are somethings you may want to be careful of:

1)  Don't Drink and Drive.  Actually, in your case, "Don't Drink and Run".  At your speed drunk running and subsequent crash can seriously injure people.

2)  Booze ain't Performance Enhancers.  I know some old timers may have done a shot or two to warm themselves up pre-marathon, but science has proven that alcohol and running don't mix well.  If you need a shot, stick to EFS Liquid Shots.

3)  Beer is a Recovery Drink. No really.  Drink away post race or a hard training.

Now that you have reached full adulthood with legal drinking, we here at AGONY suggest that you approach drinking just like you would a marathon.  Start conservatively then finish aggressively and strong.  It's OK to end up a hot mess as long as you have fun doing so.

So enjoy that cold pint after your PHILLY HALF.

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